what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I would fuck him just for his dog
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