i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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