I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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