I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
