Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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