Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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