Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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