awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We're too hungover to prance.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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