I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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