dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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