sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
