I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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