I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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