I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
