I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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