When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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