Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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