Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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