the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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