im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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