Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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