at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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