I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
