she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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