would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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