I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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