Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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