No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i think my cat just said my name.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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