Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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