He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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