Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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