Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There's always time for handjobs
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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