Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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