I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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