Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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