doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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