i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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