i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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