But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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