too bad you live with your parents still
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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