Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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