It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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