girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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