Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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