and she was petting her beer can
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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