Taylor Swift is so right about you.
babies were throwing up all over the place
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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