I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
