I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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