Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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