I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
