Can i not drive my cunt home
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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