i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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