week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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