Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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