I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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