so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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