is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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