I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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